Funny Shayari in English It is said that the one who sleeps is the Khowat.
But the one who is awake, what mountain does he dig?
It seems that Lord Indra has also taken the seam of Jio.
Every day 1 GB is raining,
And in 4G speed
The one who sees is sad
I don’t know who has all this happiness
A drunken drunken collided with a meander, corpse fell
When people started beating the drunkard, he said The one who fell down is not saying anything why are you becoming a leader
The teacher asked when Humayun was born,
I come to school
I have always cheated in life,
Be it mango or guava,
You are deceived too
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Today I felt like writing something deep,
Then thought that if someone drowns, he will have to give to take it
Respect girls bastards,
Their broken hair also sells for two thousand rupees a kg
God made a mother by working hard,
Even the devil thought if he made something,
Then she made mother-in-law
India is the only country,
Where people speak before the fight takes place,
You showed me your hand
And after the fight, he speaks,
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nor with the sword,
nor with a barrage of bullets,
The country is being ruined
Mobile recharge !!
Where are those philanthropists hiding,
Who distributes blankets and warm clothes in winter,
Now fans will not distribute AC in summer
If the stomach is empty, then you know yourself,
If the mind is empty, then others come to know
who say everyday,
We reach to the top
Please make it rain
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If you listen to my sorrow, you will also cry.
Bhandara was going on
When I went inside, the pudding is over,
When he came out, the slippers disappeared
If you want to curd someone’s mind,
So delete it by sending three or four messages !!
Dance so much serpent in friend’s wedding that,
The friend’s father also asked,
Will the son get married or will he agree only with Nagmani !!
After drinking beedi, people mash it with shoes like this
As if Bidi is going to testify against him in court
It’s such a terrible heat,
brother-in-law will burn
Why is no one’s friend laughing now
Make it rain!
Pagli was refusing to meet
I also filed a case
Now on every date!!
How do people live without their wife
Here the neighbor’s wife goes to her maternal home
so i don’t mind
Missing a lot,
But who’s coming
can’t remember there
If you ever feel bad about me,
the fault will be yours,
I’m innocent, aren’t I?
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It is not necessary that everyone’s wife fights and fights,
Some vegetables also take revenge by adding more red chillies.
Children dance in the procession so so cute,
The old man dances so what’s the matter,
young people dance. Funny Shayari in English
no matter how big the man is,
In the in-laws’ house known only by the name of his wife,
It is getting so hot that
Boys come out of the house as heroes,
And come back as bats
This God, you speak to your clouds,
Dude don’t rain everyday
Here the light goes out!!
India’s most favorite dish,
Eat my oath
Americans after vaccination
thank you nurse,
God bless you,
how long to rub cotton
The conversation stopped with him,
When instead of writing good on her photo, old woman is written
What is marriage?
If two wires of electricity are connected correctly, then light is only light.
If connected wrong, it’s a blast
The bank officer asked,
Have an account in the bank?
Nai Re Baba, I eat at home only!!
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After checking the scooty, the mechanic said
Madam brake is right,
Your sandals are worn out,
That’s why the car is not stopping
When you go to the wedding, people say,
go to eat,
Now who can understand that,
We only come to eat
I can’t see your wedding
Petrol diesel is dependent on other countries,
But mustard oil is self-sufficient,
Make it cheap
Thought that by growing a beard, the girl would get spoiled
Just now a girl broke this illusion by saying Uncle
Today I felt like writing something deep,
Then thought that if someone drowns, he will have to give to take it
learn to appreciate
Good people don’t meet often
And not like me at all!!
Tension should be taken as much,
As long as it works
Not so much that life becomes jandubam
Earlier there used to be brother-in-law,
Then brother-in-law has now become Jiju,
Will be joo later!!
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When there was no telephone and mobile,
Then hiccups were considered a missed call. Funny Shayari in English
If two people are fighting,
It is your duty to
Sit down so that those behind can also see
don’t reply on message
And on deleting the message will ask,
What did you delete!!
Thankfully, girls do not go to see their relationship on their own.
Otherwise go there and speak,
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If you sit for 10 minutes with an L.I.C agent,
He assures that
There is more benefit in dying than in living
Earlier people used to run away after ringing the bell.
Now delete messages on Whatsapp,
The actions are there, the thinking is new !!
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Relatives are not that bad either,
As much as Star Plus shows,
And the neighbors are not so nice either,
As much as the people of Taarak Mehta Ka Ooltah Chashmah show
Only marriage is such an accident,
where before the injury,
Turmeric is applied. Funny Shayari in English
When no one gets up in the morning even after raising his voice,
A new way of lifting it has been introduced,
Go into his ear and say softly,
Tera baap is checking your phone !!
The boy looks like a monkey in his marriage anyway
From above, the family members make her a gorilla by applying kajal in her eyes.
Payal’s voice is so sweet,
And when the same sound comes at 12 o’clock in the night, then the liver bursts !!
In earlier marriages, the diners used to sit,
And the feeders roamed,
Now the eaters roam like crazy,
And the feeders stand in one place. Funny Shayari in English
When the mother asks to keep the mobile, it should be kept.
Because in addition to paradise, there are slippers in mother’s feet.
If someone says that the third wave threatens the lives of not only the children but the leaders,
These useless ji will die and will not let the third wave come
I am very kind since childhood
Tomorrow helped a small child to eat crunchy
Tears were not stopping from the eyes of that child with joy
Nowadays some people deliberately reply after a while
So that others do not feel that he is sitting free
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Where did these viruses die in our school time,
Moreover, the raining water throughout the night also stopped at school time in the morning.
At the wedding a man was eating late for a long time
Somebody asked how much will you eat,
He said, I too have become upset while eating,
But what to do, it is written in the card that,
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People are roaming like this wide in the market from 7 to 10 in the morning,
Like Corona wakes up after 10 o’clock !!
No matter how much we learn English but,
If the dog falls behind,
Have to do it only
He doesn’t run away from excuse me
Whenever God gives,
tearing down the roof,
Had asked for two Sundays in a week,
God made seven days Sunday
Time comes for all
Had left the school by humiliating the mobile
Today the mobile school is running there !!
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Some people are very strange
Are they poorer than Sudama. Funny Shayari in English
33 crore gods on holiday,
And Yamraj deity is on duty,
So stay at home stay safe!!
The value of stone is understood then
When dogs are surrounded on the path of Susan
Women are very happy by making their child Krishna
But if the husband sees even a little bit of Krishna,
Makes Bhairon Baba by beating him
Born in the wrong century,
I wish I was born 600 years ago, I too would have been the king of someplace,
And I would have had 2-3 wives too!!
Women are unable to gather due to Corona
Huge interruption in chugli !!
In the golden age, he used to curse when he was angry
And in Kalyug, when angry, they block digital curses
Some boys are sitting so wastefully,
Keeping his hand in front of the ant it is said that,
Where will you go now
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Whatever words catch in moving things,
call her wife
Explaining the meaning of that word, one who goes mad,
He is called husband. Funny Shayari in English
In India, people give the credit for the cure of the disease not to the doctors, but to the money.
It is said that twenty thousand are engaged,
Then it’s fine
One is the tension of lockdown
A new vest flew off in a storm from above
Miss you Rupa
Corona was born in China,
grew up in America,
Studied in Italy,
Got job in India !!
Watch news channel for half an hour,
It seems as if Yamraj is standing on the corner of the street.
For the first time in 70 years, liquor is being sold openly and tea secretly,
Really my country is changin
Sanskrit language is the only language
Which is heard directly after 10 V only in rounds
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If the earth also had parents, it would have been scolded that
24 hours a day
The situation is becoming such that,
Now the government should not say that
No one needs to come to the procession,
Bride’s home delivery will be done!!
Fogg company people would not have thought that even in their dreams,
In its place, the sanitizer ones will prevail
Respect your wife
Who destroys the whole shop for liking one cloth,
He has liked you!!
Who has not turned fair even in lockdown,
He should not spend extravagantly on any cream in future
This corona has also become like a Bollywood movie,
Earlier there was Corona, now Corona 2 has come,
Heard that Corona 3 is also going to be released !!
Asian paint lasts for years or not,
But his bucket is definitely useful in bathing for 10 years
evening tea and,
Neighbor drying hair in balcony
What else is needed in life
Let’s go Lockdown
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The guest came and asked him,
Have tea or cold,
Said bring both,
I also gave it by adding ice to the tea.
Smarter than us
what day has come,
Now life rests on only 3 things
mill flour mobile data,
and pat on the face,
Otherwise Tata from me
It doesn’t matter if the neighbor works for the neighbor
But if the neighbor comes to work for the neighbor then Babal
In 2022 when people will see each other,
So you will say oh look this is also alive
This time all uncles are happy
Because all the nephews and nieces are at their house more dangerous than Corona
You guys have noticed that
Since the time Corona came, the Ad of Closeup has stopped coming,
Come near, come near, come close. Funny Shayari in English
don’t say that by mistake
oh god take it up
The file is getting passed immediately
Hey, tell some policemen, then give the receipt of the whipping,
Code again at the next intersection
Corona test can also be done at home
Argue with wife for half an hour,
If you can’t breathe,
So understand the report is negative
If the vaccine is not being made, then
Make only corona visible glasses,
Will kill with slippers only
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This is the world’s first AC disease,
In which you cannot even go to inquire about your health.
Neighbor sister-in-law smiled again today after seeing me.
I understood then
His cylinder must have run out
Women can forget the biggest sorrow
But can never forget the utensils that went to the neighbor’s house
Indian mommy kills so much that,
If his bangle breaks, then one more round kills that,
Because of you my bangle broke!!
Marry a girl with short height,
Because the smaller the problem, the better!!
Chinese made touch phones
made tv with touch
Make touch doors too
Even if it does not fill the stomach,
Years made the disease touchy
Listen boys, do not start doing so much housework while sitting at home in lockdown
Mother should give up hope of bringing a daughter-in-law in the house
Initially the government was saying,
We have to defeat Corona
Later the government started saying,
We have to live with Corona
lest it be so,
Now the government started saying that Corona will remain the same
People abroad are concerned that,
will survive or not,
People in India are making pickles for the next year,
This is confidence!!
Remembering the old things lying in the lockdown
If it continues like this,
Do not remember the previous birth somewhere
I don’t care anymore
open schools or colleges
The student inside me was now dead
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Today my pillow and bed also spoke
get up and sit down,
walk on the roof,
So let’s take a breather too
While drinking lukewarm water, Antadiya also started asking
Has the owner got a geyser in his neck?
They had reached this far by escaping for a whole year
And now it seems
Just like the ninety-nine snake on the snake ladder has been bitten!!
In a panic if the lock of the house is not found,
So you can also go by putting a board of Corona positive on the door
Same slogan of Modi and Yogi,
Neither ours will settle down nor will yours settle down,
Whenever the wedding season comes,
Will put lockdown again
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There are about 72 lakh sadhus all over India
Is there not one such miraculous Baba among them
Who can control the corona virus
Taking mobile from the hands of children of today means
It’s like taking an oxygen mask out of an ICU patient’s mouth
It’s starting to fizzle out
When luck was distributing money,
Then Mukesh Ambani ran away with my bowl
History is witness that
Till today a fly has never fallen in the pag of liquor.
History is witness
No matter how much trouble comes on the earth
People will not stop getting married
Papa’s angel or mom’s helicopter,
please fly home
The cops outside are once again playing pubg
Yesterday my friend asked me for 5000,
My tears came, I said,
Thank you, you understand me worthy,
but no money
If the moon comes to know that,
Here what kind of faces are called the moon,
So the moon will jump on the ground and give his Life
The shop owner wants the shop to open,
Hindus want temples open
But we salute the children of our country.
No child insisted,
that the school is open!!
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Old fashioned 1 rupee,
Today’s 100 was equal to Rs.
Just like 40-45% marks of my 10th class,
Today’s 95% be considered
I will take all the old bridesmaids in my procession.
And I’ll wash off all the girls’ makeup
I heard two women talking in the market today,
To be free from Chula Chowk early in the night,
We will go to see Night Curfew
I will take all the old bridesmaids in my procession.
And I will wash off the makeup of all the girls !!
Lipstick is also a wonderful thing,
If applied on the lips, the teeth bloom,
And if you put it on the shirt, the teeth move.
Never love a foreigner,
Crying, Naina will get tired,
To love always neighbor,
You can see from the window too!!
When I first heard the name of Mia Khalifa,
I thought there must be a prince from Dubai!!
no one wishes on birthday
But when the result comes,
Grandfather’s sister-in-law’s daughter’s neighbor’s brother’s neighbor also gets a call!!
Sometimes instead of Thank you,
If I love you reply,
Don’t take it to heart
My keyboard is broken!!
Some bus people play such a painful song that,
Passenger falls in true love 2-3 times on the way
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25 I was understanding him,
Saw yesterday getting the vaccine done,
The heart has settled since then!!
I notice one thing,
Ever since Corona came,
There is no respect for the rest of the diseases
when someone says,
Should I ask you something,
And then says leave, let it go
Let him run and kill him
And tell me why do you eat so much in replying,
Do the family members not give food?
Ramchandra said to Siya,
Such a Kali Yuga will come, people will only sneeze and the ambulance will take away
Show me some glory, O One above,
Who doesn’t reply
blow up the display of his phone !!
Everyone got a loved one,
We only got one who eats the price !!
wounds can heal,
but not words,
That’s why always solve the matter by fighting
Take the same amount in the glass,
The family members do not leave
looking for you
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Government servants take everyone’s love for marriage.
That’s why our kind government is making everything private
I enjoy bothering you
Because you can’t punch me from that far away
Sometimes in my heart
a thought comes,
That despite having a brain, why does the thought come in the heart !!
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Somebody said you are very nice
I said this is bad
Thank you Whatsapp is not in Hindi,
Otherwise the last seen is called last darshan
everyone in school college,
meet good friends,
I don’t know from where I got these wild animals
Love is a deadly disease
don’t do it
Don’t let it
So many people,
DP watch so carefully,
The puncturewala looks at the tyre!!
Bone gets stronger by eating bananas.
And if you step on a banana peel, it breaks.
Got the whole body X-ray done today.
Brother, my heart is missing from my chest
The exam is over,
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India is the only country
Where people speak before a fight,
“You showed me your hand”
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Sharif is the only one in today’s world.
Whose actions no one knows
Can not sleep
There is no rest at night,
During the day I asked Lord
Is this what you call love
Lord said no son it is summer, this is the condition of everyone
It’s getting so hot
That now there is noon directly after the night
everyone will say on holi
Don’t feel like it’s Holi.
and you say
Don’t feel bad I have corona virus
The women whom God gives beauty,
Don’t forget to give baldness to their husbands
Brinjal with worms brought again,
How many times has it been said, pay attention to the vegetable, not to the vegetable one
There are three times in every person’s life
Morning, Afternoon and Evening
Make love in your own city
Petrol is expensive, just save!
What a wise man has said,
Leave today’s work for tomorrow
And then kill tomorrow
The people sitting on the first bench can’t forget the school
And to those who sit on the last bench,
Can’t forget School
Everyone gives heart
you give money
We have to fight elections
If a car is seen coming at a slow speed with a loud horn
So understand that someone with a scooty is driving a car
The phone was on charging and the phone was on silent
These two sentences should be declared as national excuse
In our India, people do not say thanks on receiving gifts
Rather it says
It’s the same
What was the need of this. Funny Shayari in English